Wardrobe Care

If you're not regularly brushing your fur, you're ignoring the cheapest, easiest way to look like a top-notch Santa, and you're letting your investment in a good suit do you a disservice.

I use an ordinary wire pet brush, the choice of costumers everywhere (they use them for furry mascots, too!) but I hate traveling with that kind of brush. It's prickly and the wire bristles get bent out of shape. 

This simple little invention couldn't be more perfect. It fits anywhere, touches up my fur beautifully, and costs almost nothing. Now my suit is never caught looking scruffy or disheveled.  

Okay, I don't want to get too excited here, but this steamer is really, really cool. First of all, yes it's RED, but that's just the beginning. This puppy heats up quick, doesn't leak or spit, can be used like an IRON, and is the PERFECT size for travel. I throw this in the bag with one or two water bottles so I can be sure my shirts and suits look fresh and crisp at every gig. 

With great leather comes great responsibility. Boy, between the wintry weather, the constant packing and unpacking, and the rigors of just being Santa, my belts and boots do take a beating. It's so easy to keep them looking perfect with this leather conditioner. More than just a polish, it's nourishing the leather and helping to protect it as well. I don't even polish my boots with regular polish anymore, but you'd never know it! 

If you've ever shopped for boot bags (and I have, you're welcome) you'll find they're mostly rigid and don't allow you to put the boots in your suitcase or duffel. These durable, boot protecting satin bags give you the flexibility to lay boots into any piece of luggage. and Again, bonus points for the red color!

Also be sure to get a world-famous Boot Jack and relish in the simplest joy a tired Santa can have; removing his boots without reaching down to pry them from his sore heels! Check out their video on Amazon and be amazed.